Actual text of a Gallatin Craigslist ad: “traffic light this is a real working traffic light, sorry no pics but it is in excellent condition…” Um, you not allowed to just take those things. I think they’re important or something. In fact, now that I think about it, I’m darn-near positive you can’t just take stoplights down whenever you [...]
Wednesday, October 8, 2008
Of all the things in life that motivate people, I would have to think that free walnuts is pretty low on the list. Maybe I’m just out of touch. Maybe walnuts are the new cool-kid currency at school; like Pogs, only edible. A recent Sumner County Craigslist Ad reads: Free Walnuts for the taking…..in my back yard!! (White [...]
Wednesday, October 8, 2008
Please oh please oh please, sir, can we have some apples? And not just some… we actually want tons of ‘em. Gobs, in fact. The text of a recent Sumner County Craigslist ad: “We need APPLES, APPLES, APPLES-WE WILL PICK!! (Gallatin, Tn) We need bushels and bushels of apples to use for a large family. We will pick them, just [...]
Tuesday, September 9, 2008
I went to a Mexican restaurant once and the menu had an item called “Chili with con carne.” I asked the waitress about it, and pointed out that the phrase “con carne” translates literally to “with meat,” and so the menu was suggesting I order “chili with with meat,” which was a bit redundant. She wasn’t [...]
Tuesday, August 12, 2008
Quoting a Craigslist ad (edited for length): “Brunette model needed for photo shoot Up and coming photographer needs very attractive model for a particular photo shoot here in Hendersonville… THIS IS REAL, and not an attempt to get a pretty girl to pose for me! ..and NO NUDITY… I’m building my photographer’s portfolio, and this could [...]
Saturday, August 9, 2008
Hendersonville women, watch your back. This Craigslist post makes it seem like there is a possible pervert among the parents who take their kids to Drake’s Creek Park for some R&R. It reads: “For a heterosexual male, who’s into “curvy” women over the age of 18, the park in Hendersonville could not be any better. The women [...]
Friday, August 8, 2008
“Picture of Lt. Gen. Nathan Bedford Forrest - $17 (Hendersonville, Tn)” Got to be one of the most off-the-wall offerings ever for our local Craigslist. I mean… a picture of a Civil War guy? And how did you arrive at the $17 figure? Pull that out of a hat? Because–and I hate to break it to you–you just [...]
Monday, July 28, 2008
Three strange Sumner County Craigslist posts to cover quickly: 1. Let me pose a hypothetical to you: You’re walking down the street, and some guy walks up to you holding out a cucumber. He smiles and says, “Wanna free cucumber?” What would you do? Would you take him up on the offer? I would sock that guy in [...]
Monday, July 28, 2008
“Seasoned Fire Wood (Portland) We have a pickup truck load of firewood that does need to be spilt. Logs are about 15″ long and some are about 15″ round. Come pick it up and you can have it.” Seasoned firewood? Seasoned how, exactly? Like… is it lemon-pepper firewood? Or something more like garlic-oregano flavored? There are hundreds and [...]
Thursday, July 24, 2008
Pssst. Hey. Did you know that lava lamps are still available? I know that because I read this Craigslist ad titled, “Lava Lamps are still available.” Totally made my day, man. I mean… now if we can just find some place where we can still get bellbottoms, tie-dye, and hemp bracelets… my life would be complete. Oh–and [...]
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Wednesday, November 12, 2008
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