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Hey Burger King, 1999 called, and it wants its promotional toys back.

Dude…. Pokemon?  Really?

You couldn’t at least get some Thundercats toys or a Howdy Doody doll?

Why don’t you guys come on into the 21st Century with the rest of us.

I suppose it’s entirely possible that they just haven’t changed the marquee in the last 10 years, but that would be loads worse than simply offering toys that simply aren’t popular with kids anymore.